Beautiful paintings

Hello everyone!

Sorry I haven't been posting been in a lot of pain the past few days so sorry about that. Someone found this video today and showed it to me and found it really fascinating. As you know I love art but this guy just blew me away. He just puts some paint on a piece of glass and uses his fingers a little bit and tada beautiful artwork was made! Looks like he is just doing to on a street in front of people and he does it so quick. I wish I could do something unique and cool and fast like that. I hope you enjoy the awesome too :)

Til next time see ya!

Steve Jobs action figure

Hello everyone,

This article came to my attention. Link
It is about this Steve Jobs action figure that China is producing. If you go to the link there is a picture of it on there. It is pretty creepy in my opinion and was confused why they would even make such a thing in the first place. I understand that lots of people loved him and want everyone to remember him but, I don't think that is the way to go about it. Apple is pretty mad and wants them to stop making them right away which I can't blame them besides the fact that they wouldn't be making money off of it. Oh China and your crazy antics.

Well that's what I learned for today. See ya tomorrow!

Can you say these words?

Hey everyone,

I realize my days are all kinds of messed up but that is because my sleep schedule got messed up because I had the flu so sorry about that.

I found this toda. Can you pronounce all these words?

After trying these verses a Frenchman said (evidently) that he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

-The Chaos, by G. Nolst Trenite, aka Charivarius (1870-1946)

It's pretty tough not going to lie but, how he wrote this in the first place is beyond me. I know there are certin words that I just have a hard time saying in general. English is such a tough language I feel bad for people who it isn't their first language.

Let me know if you try it and were sussecful.

Sorry about day 3 and 4 I'll make it up in someway I just need to find more stuff!

See you guys tomorrow!

Epic fails

Hey everyone,

So I watched a Youtube video of epic fails from last year and I thought wow some people are so stupid but accidents happen but then I saw this.

LEXINGTON, N.C. (AP) — Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?Police say a North Carolina man insisted his million-dollar note was real when he was buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart.
Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal (http://bit.ly/u7ZrEN ) that 53-year-old Michael Fuller tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items. Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested. 

Then thought well I stand corrected there are at least a few just absolutely dumb people in America and they educate people here. It is pretty sad that we have this problem but, at least it gives all us smart people something to laugh at!

A million dollar bill of all things really? I don't even!

Post for the 2nd and now bed till tomorrow everyone <3

League of Legends

Hello everyone!

So I slept like all day yesterday so I didn't post sorry guys!
So I didn't really learn anything new but I will just put a random thing here instead. I just recently started playing Leauge of Legends so every day that I play I learn more about the game. I found out there are building guides for every character and a lot goes into building them. If you play and want to add me my name is Bacon Sammich which some friends of mine came up with but, iroicly I don't like bacon or sammichs.

So this was my Jan 1st post gotta go learn something for the 2nd!